A beautiful chocolate cake with a replica of Ali’s grave on it. Some flowers are placed on the grave and there is a red shovel stuck in the cake. There are also green coconut flakes around the cake to look like grass. KC is a genius

Episode 3.13: “Sometimes Scary Things Are Fun”

The long awaited train episode (3.13, “This is A Dark Ride”) is here, and so are our besties, Ellis, KC, and Dylan! We mention sanism, discuss bisexuality, and revisit Cameron’s cast for Deepa’s PLL birthday party. We reminisce about some of our past Halloween costumes and once again remember that Pastor Ted is a parent….

Mona walking out the front door of Radley in a white nurse dress and cap

Episodes 3.10, 3.11, & 3.12: “B Is For Bad”

Today we take on the mighty task of discussing three episodes: 3.10, “What Lies Beneath”, 3.11, “Single Fright Female”, and 3.12, “The Lady Killer”. The vibes between Aria and Ezra are not successfully tense, just sad and weird and boring (per usual). We don’t have interesting things to say about Nate, we just reiterate the…

Episodes 3.08 & 3.09: “Beware – This Site Is Cursed”

Episodes 3.08 & 3.09: “Beware – This Site Is Cursed”

In this episode we discuss 3.08, “Stolen Kisses”, and 3.09, “The Kahn Game”, with recurring guest, Dylan! Dylan surprises us with musical analysis, we report on Toby wolf watch, and Cameron makes us play another ridiculous PLL game. We apologize for talking so much about Ezra and his boring problems. Deepa discusses Deepa’s internalized racism…

A diner that looks like the painting Nighthawks

Episodes 3.06 & 3.07: “I Missed My Dolls”

Hi friends! In today’s pod we discuss episodes 3.06, “Remains of the A”, and 3.07, “Crazy”. Season three remains a struggle as the show demonstrates its typical ableism, anti-Blackness, and transphobia. We attempt to reckon with our past as Jason apologists. This episode introduces us to Charlotte and Ken, and the Liars continue to be…

Emily on the phone in the kitchen of the coffee shop wear she works, wearing a white dress shirt and black necktie

Episodes 3.04 & 3.05: “I’m Too Depressed to Work a Zipper”

We are joined by special guest Leslie to talk about 3.04, “Birds of a Feather”, and 3.05, “That Girl Is Poison”! We discuss unrealistically fast party preparation, how horrible and racist the Nate storyline is, and whether the wine moms should just date each other (yes). Leslie educates us on the past and present of…

Caleb looks upset and is wearing a red shirt with the black mesh cardigan

Episodes 3.02 & 3.03: “You Are A Lousy Kisser”

Today we cover episodes 3.02, “Blood is the New Black”, and 3.03, “Kingdom of the Blind”. No one will be surprised but it’s just more ableism! We hate everyone! Wren has daddy issues, Hanna is incredibly violent, Lucas is a bad boy now, Aria loves the cops, and, unfortunately, Ezra still exists. Thank god for…

Mona standing in a room at the Lost Woods Resort, looking angry. She is wearing a black hoodie with the hood up, while still in the dark eyeliner and lipstick she was wearing at the ball

Season 2 Finale: “Follow Me, End Up Like Me!”

It’s season finale time again! We had an impromptu in-person recording to cover 2.24, ”If These Dolls Could Talk”, and 2.25, “UnmAsked”, where we got things we’ve been waiting for all season like Lost Woods Resort; Mona and Caleb kissing for… reasons; the A reveal; and, of course, DOLL HOSPITAL. We are confused about many…

Hanna, Aria, Spencer, and Emily are all standing looking shocked; Aria is wearing a brown leather-like pleated skirt, a white top with a pattern of skulls on it, and a short black leather jacket with large buttons

Episodes 2.22 & 2.23: “The Opposite of Safe”

Today we are joined by special guest peach to talk about episodes 2.22, “Father Knows Best”, and 2.23, “Eye of the Beholder”! We discuss copaganda and the military, anxiety-inducing TV, what true trust and safety look like, solidarity to shoplifters and looters, and how Ali would NEVER ride the bus. peach takes us for a…

Hanna laughing with Caleb in the hallway; she is wearing a maroon crimped jacket

Episodes 2.20 & 2.21: “Hanna, There Was An Exclamation Point”

We’re back, sorry for another unexpected break in updating! Today we cover Episodes 2.20, “CTRL A” and 2.21, “Breaking the Code”. We talk about how hard Mona is working, how chaotic and horny Peter is, and how Caleb is the only one who seems to know his rights. We are once again so sad and…

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