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A podcast for people who love Pretty Little Liars and also hate pretty much everything about it, plus chickpea recipes!

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Mona standing in a room at the Lost Woods Resort, looking angry. She is wearing a black hoodie with the hood up, while still in the dark eyeliner and lipstick she was wearing at the ball

Season 2 Finale: “Follow Me, End Up Like Me!”

It’s season finale time again! We had an impromptu in-person recording to cover 2.24, ”If These Dolls Could Talk”, and 2.25, “UnmAsked”, where we got things we’ve been waiting for all season like Lost Woods Resort; Mona and Caleb kissing for… reasons; the A reveal; and, of course, DOLL HOSPITAL. We are confused about many…

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Hanna, Aria, Spencer, and Emily are all standing looking shocked; Aria is wearing a brown leather-like pleated skirt, a white top with a pattern of skulls on it, and a short black leather jacket with large buttons

Episodes 2.22 & 2.23: “The Opposite of Safe”

Today we are joined by special guest peach to talk about episodes 2.22, “Father Knows Best”, and 2.23, “Eye of the Beholder”! We discuss copaganda and the military, anxiety-inducing TV, what true trust and safety look like, solidarity to shoplifters and looters, and how Ali would NEVER ride the bus. peach takes us for a…

Hanna laughing with Caleb in the hallway; she is wearing a maroon crimped jacket

Episodes 2.20 & 2.21: “Hanna, There Was An Exclamation Point”

We’re back, sorry for another unexpected break in updating! Today we cover Episodes 2.20, “CTRL A” and 2.21, “Breaking the Code”. We talk about how hard Mona is working, how chaotic and horny Peter is, and how Caleb is the only one who seems to know his rights. We are once again so sad and…

Hanna on the phone looking upset; she is wearing a blue vee-necked blouse with stripes and transparent parts

Episodes 2.18 & 2.19: “You Can’t Be a Shark If You’re Toothless”

Today we cover episodes 2.18, “A Kiss Before Lying”, and 2.19, “The Naked Truth”. We talked about lying (surprise!), Noel Kahn’s thesis on gender, Hollis College trying to colonize New Orleans, and the Jason reveal we’ve been waiting for. We once again get very sad and mad about Maya’s storyline. In this house, we believe…

Hanna sitting in the cafeteria. Her hair is in a very loose fishtail sidebraid and she has a black leather jacket on over a dark top.

Episodes 2.16 & 2.17: “Back Alleys and Backyards”

In today’s pod, we cover episodes 2.16, “Let the Water Hold me Down”, and 2.17, “The Blond Leading the Blind”. We discuss yet more fucked up ableism towards Jenna, Mona’s cashmere blend sweater sets, Emily misunderstanding beards, and worms in takeout boxes. Cameron might be getting paid by Big Chickpea, and Deepa read a play….

Mona at the party with Noel Kahn. Mona is wearing a dress with a large print of a white and red flower, a wide cream and light brown waist belt, and large red leaf earrings

Episodes 2.14 & 2.15: “This Fractured Deceitful Mess”

We start with a guest spot by pop culture analyst Stitch of Stitch’s Media Mix and the podcast Pages & Prejudice! Then we discuss episodes 2.14, “Through Many Dangers, Toils, and Snares”, and 2.15, “A Hot Piece of A”. Our show notes are too long for a longer summary and things we discuss unrelated to…

Emily sitting on the ground looking stunned while the other Liars crouch around her, looking worried. Emily is wearing a light blue sleeveless dress with off-the-shoulder sleeves and small white polka dots

Episodes 2.12 & 2.13: “Trick or Treat, Aria”

We’re back again, bitches! Episodes 2.12 (“Over My Dead Body”) and 2.13 (“The First Secret”) are wildly different and we treat them as such. The first has it all: creepy dolls! Ali visitation! Stopping weddings! Answers to lingering questions! But Emily’s appropriative Halloween costume in the second episode makes us sad and mad, and Deepa…

Aria on the steps of the school with Spencer and Hanna. Aria looks shocked and is wearing an all burgundy outfit: a dress that has three-quarter sleeves and is sheer at the top with a vertical striped slip underneath, while the skirt portion is pleated. She’s also wearing a burgundy headband with a bow and a long necklace with black and burgundy beads.

Episodes 2.10 & 2.11: “The Doctor Is Out”

This week we discuss episodes 2.10, “Touched By an ‘A’-ngel” and 2.11, “I Must Confess”. Our best friend Heather Hogan has a hot new job! We chat about Mona’s meticulousness, Maya’s return, bad bobbleheads that relate to your profession, and whether Garrett killed Ian. We share PLL entries from our wine notebook, Deepa sees a…

Hanna, Aria, and Spencer stand outside the hospital morgue in creepy green lighting, wearing red and white candy striper outfits, looking very concerned

Episodes 2.08 & 2.09: “It’s Too Late For That”

Dylan is back (yay!) and coincidentally so is mouse man (boo) for our discussions of episodes 2.08, “Save the Date”, and 2.09, “Picture This”. We talk about ableism, mustard, staring at your friends’ lips, and which Liars have the most medically invasive stuff happen to them. We fill Dylan in on the wild shit that…

Hanna, Spencer, Emily, and Aria all pose on a fashion runway with a photo of Alison blown up on the screen behind them. Hanna is wearing a black ruffled strapless cocktail dress; Spencer is wearing a full-length sleeveless gown with an extra-deep vee neck and sparkles; Emily is wearing a full-length deep blue sleeveless gown that is bunched up in creases around the middle; and Aria is wearing a dark purple strapless cocktail dress with peplum and a yellow vertical strip down the middle of the cleavage, along with a chunky opal necklace

Episodes 2.06 & 2.07: “Don’t I Look Hot?”

We cover episodes 2.06, “Never Letting Go”, and 2.07, “Surface Tension”. This episode not only introduces Jessica DiLaurentis, but also gives us our first hint of Wine Moms! We discuss lack of butch representation, social constructions of criminality, and our dream guests on the podcast. Peter Hastings is probably so mad because his secret son…

Old, worn billboard with a giant pair of disembodied eyes with glasses, reading “Dr. Lars Thorward, O.D.”

Episodes 2.04 & 2.05: “Nosey Bitches Die!”

In this episode we cover 2.04, “Blind Dates”, and 2.05, “The Devil You Know”. We start with the most dramatic shit and then work our way through the rest. We discuss Mona’s jealousy and time management skills, Melissa’s resentment, and how the Rosewood timewarp impacts therapy modalities. Deepa recounts the one time Deepa got trapped…

Spencer looks very concerned while watching Toby speak to someone offscreen. Spencer is wearing a blue-green top patterned with tiny owls, tucked into dark jeans, with a white light jacket over it that has large metallic buttons.

Episodes 2.02 & 2.03: “Your Family Has the Worst Apples”

This week, we cover 2.02, “The Goodbye Look”, and 2.03, “My Name is Trouble”! We discuss apologies, ableism, Ali flashbacks, whether there’s anyone buried in the DiLaurentis yard yet, and of course, the most chaotic characters. We use too many phrases from cooking shows, and Cameron sings a Deepa not-so-original song for us. Theme song…

Spencer, Aria, Emily, and Hanna all sit on a couch in Therapist Anne’s office looking sullen. We can now see that Emily’s outfit includes black leggings and knee-high white boots.

Season 2 Premiere: “Miss Me?”

We’re back, bitches! Today we cover episode 2.01 “It’s Alive”. We discuss women’s sports films in India, therapist Anne, Pretty Little Liars: Summer School, and the possibility that there are many people that punch Ezra in the face that we don’t know about. Deepa reflects on our first season. Cameron doesn’t remember anything. We have…

Close-up on Aria answering the door - we can now see that the dress is black and lacy and worn over a dark green shorter dress. She’s also wearing a long necklace with a thin chain and pendant.

Season 1 Finale: “Pretty Girls Make Graves”

Today we cover the season one finale, “For Whom the Bell Tolls”! We start by reading “reviews” of the podcast. We’re still upset with Hanna, we feel bad for Aria, and we’re glad Spencer gets a nap. We speculate about the period of time between Ian’s deaths and what Noel Kahn is up to. We…

Mona is wearing large knitted teal hat and a knitted cardigan of the same color, over a top of the same teal with little silver mirrors or plating on it. She is also wearing silver hoop earrings that have long, thin, silver chains hanging from them.

Episodes 1.20 & 1.21: “I Used to Love Algebra”

Today we’re covering episodes 1.20, “Someone to Watch Over Me” and 1.21, “Monsters in the end.” We discuss dolls, ableist violence, dentist gossip, and being “allies” in our high school GSAs. We try to remember things about the Jackie storyline and lament the fact that the N.A.T. Club doesn’t actually have anything to do with…

Close-up on Hanna, who is sitting on a couch looking to the side, while Emily is kneeling down behind the couch, leaning her arms on the couch, looking at Hanna. Hanna’s hair is side-parted and partially braided across the top of her head, but left loose at the ends.

Episodes 1.18 & 1.19: “Who’s Evil and Who’s Just Naughty?”

Today we’re covering episode 1.18, “The Badass Seed”, and 1.19, “A Person of Interest”! We talk about nature vs. nurture, Melissa Hastings’ motivations, fake abortions in media, how to spot an extra, terrazzo, and, as usual, how much we love Hanna and Caleb. Content notes: we don’t warn for things that happen in PLL, but…

Emily is sitting at a table in the cafeteria, looking concerned. She is wearing a green long-sleeved top and white-ish vest, but more importantly, she is wearing a knitted gray/off-white beanie that is huge.

Episodes 1.16 & 1.17: “I Like Complicated”

We have a special guest on to discuss episodes 1.16 “Je Suis Une Amie” and 1.17 “The New Normal”! Our conversation goes all over the place and covers water sports (lol), homophobia, the benefits of journaling, the lack of ginger representation, and power dynamics between Hanna and Caleb. Even if you try, we don’t think…

Close-up shot of Aria looking annoyed. We can see just the shoulders of the black lacy short-sleeved dress that she is wearing. Her hair is in a ponytail with some strands artfully arranged around her face. She is wearing red lipstick and dangly earrings with some kind of quartz-like stone on them

Episodes 1.14 & 1.15: “The Rich Girls Steal and the Pretty Girls Lie”

Today we discuss episodes 1.14 “Careful What U Wish 4”, and 1.15 “If at First You Don’t Succeed, Lie, Lie Again”. We get extremely excited about the arrival of a new character (zero guesses who), compare PLL to like five other teen dramas from around the world, reference Tiktok memes that are years-old now because…

Spencer talking to Hanna (whose back is to the screen) at school. We can only see her from the chest up, and she’s wearing round earrings with her hair in a half-updo.

Episodes 1.12 & 1.13: “It’s Only a Felony If They Find Out”

This is a very special episode because we recorded it in person!! (We sort of apologize that the laughs are louder than usual.) We cover episodes 1.12, “Salt Meets Wound”, and 1.13, “Know Your Frenemies”, where we discuss lasagna box money, Pam being horrible, where Toby’s sweater came from, how many times Ian dies, and…

Emily and Maya standing in Emily’s bedroom, looking nervous. The focus is on Emily, who is wearing the same butterfly shirt.

Episodes 1.10 & 1.11: “I’m Sixteen, and I’m Tired”

In today’s pod, we cover PLL episodes 1.10 “Keep Your Friends Close” and 1.11 “Moments Later”! We discuss how much we love Camp Mona, Ashley’s unauthorized loan, Ali as a candy striper, why the patriarchy is okay with women playing field hockey, and the worst poem we’ve read in our entire lives. Chickpea Recipe Sports…

Hanna standing at a podium at Ali’s memorial service. We can see Hanna from the waist up, and she is wearing a blue dress with a black belted blazer over it and two necklaces, one long and one short.

Episodes 1.08 & 1.09: “You Should Never Disappoint a Ghost”

In today’s episode we cover PLL episodes 1.08, “Please Do Talk About Me When I’m Gone”, and 1.09, “The Perfect Storm.” We discuss the SATs, gender in high school and the show’s horrible intersexism, Alison’s gay literary references, people needing to eat food, completely unrelated musicals, and jewelry in coffins. We attempt to play High/Low…

Spencer standing at a darts game stall, wearing her strapless silver dress and weird necklaces, with her hair in an updo that looks okay

Episodes 1.06 & 1.07: “Lions and Tigers and Bitches, Oh My!”

In this episode, we covered all things Homecoming: 1.07, “There’s No Place Like Homecoming”, and 1.08, “The Homecoming Hangover”. We discuss Ella missing lacrosse games, Melissa potentially poisoning former Homecoming Queens, and Deepa’s extensive literary analysis of two books referenced in the show. We also go on some truly unnecessary tangents, and then play a…

Hanna wearing the same dress, but from a wider shot that show it goes down to her knees; she is standing outside talking on the phone, and she is carrying a large, light blue fake leather bag.

Episodes 1.04 & 1.05: “Different Is Good”

In this episode, we covered 1.04, “Can You Hear Me Now”, and 1.05, “Reality Bites Me”. We get our first Alex (yay!) and a new dad (boo). We discuss Toby’s masculinity, Mona’s love for Hanna, shoes on furniture, and strategies to cope with watching Ezra’s scenes. We also spend way too much time talking about…

Shot of the four Liars walking down the school hallways together. Hanna is wearing a pale green ruffly top with a blazer over it, black shorts, and black strappy platform heels

Episodes 1.02 & 1.03: “Sometimes the Truth Is Worse”

In this episode, we covered episodes 1.02, “The Jenna Thing”, and 1.03, “To Kill A Mocking Girl”, featuring a whole lot of ableism, a bunch of new characters showing up (and one immediately leaving), the first of many parties at Noel Kahn’s cabin, us being forever angry about abusers and the carceral nature of this…

Alison sitting in a dark space and laughing while wearing a yellow top.

Pilot: “Maybe a Little Too Much, Em”

Welcome to Don’t Forget the Chickpeas, a Pretty Little Liars rewatch podcast about the things we love and hate about the show, everything queer we can possibly discuss, the best and worst outfits, the best and worst parents, our love for Heather Hogan, and chickpea recipes! In this episode, we discuss the pilot episode of…