Old, worn billboard with a giant pair of disembodied eyes with glasses, reading “Dr. Lars Thorward, O.D.”

Episodes 2.04 & 2.05: “Nosey Bitches Die!”

In this episode we cover 2.04, “Blind Dates”, and 2.05, “The Devil You Know”. We start with the most dramatic shit and then work our way through the rest. We discuss Mona’s jealousy and time management skills, Melissa’s resentment, and how the Rosewood timewarp impacts therapy modalities. Deepa recounts the one time Deepa got trapped…

Spencer looks very concerned while watching Toby speak to someone offscreen. Spencer is wearing a blue-green top patterned with tiny owls, tucked into dark jeans, with a white light jacket over it that has large metallic buttons.

Episodes 2.02 & 2.03: “Your Family Has the Worst Apples”

This week, we cover 2.02, “The Goodbye Look”, and 2.03, “My Name is Trouble”! We discuss apologies, ableism, Ali flashbacks, whether there’s anyone buried in the DiLaurentis yard yet, and of course, the most chaotic characters. We use too many phrases from cooking shows, and Cameron sings a Deepa not-so-original song for us.  Theme song…

Mona is wearing large knitted teal hat and a knitted cardigan of the same color, over a top of the same teal with little silver mirrors or plating on it. She is also wearing silver hoop earrings that have long, thin, silver chains hanging from them.

Episodes 1.20 & 1.21: “I Used to Love Algebra”

Today we’re covering episodes 1.20, “Someone to Watch Over Me” and 1.21, “Monsters in the end.” We discuss dolls, ableist violence, dentist gossip, and being “allies” in our high school GSAs. We try to remember things about the Jackie storyline and lament the fact that the N.A.T. Club doesn’t actually have anything to do with…

Close-up on Hanna, who is sitting on a couch looking to the side, while Emily is kneeling down behind the couch, leaning her arms on the couch, looking at Hanna. Hanna’s hair is side-parted and partially braided across the top of her head, but left loose at the ends.

Episodes 1.18 & 1.19: “Who’s Evil and Who’s Just Naughty?”

Today we’re covering episode 1.18, “The Badass Seed”, and 1.19, “A Person of Interest”! We talk about nature vs. nurture, Melissa Hastings’ motivations, fake abortions in media, how to spot an extra, terrazzo, and, as usual, how much we love Hanna and Caleb. Content notes: we don’t warn for things that happen in PLL, but…

Emily is sitting at a table in the cafeteria, looking concerned. She is wearing a green long-sleeved top and white-ish vest, but more importantly, she is wearing a knitted gray/off-white beanie that is huge.

Episodes 1.16 & 1.17: “I Like Complicated”

We have a special guest on to discuss episodes 1.16 “Je Suis Une Amie” and 1.17 “The New Normal”! Our conversation goes all over the place and covers water sports (lol), homophobia, the benefits of journaling, the lack of ginger representation, and power dynamics between Hanna and Caleb. Even if you try, we don’t think…

Close-up shot of Aria looking annoyed. We can see just the shoulders of the black lacy short-sleeved dress that she is wearing. Her hair is in a ponytail with some strands artfully arranged around her face. She is wearing red lipstick and dangly earrings with some kind of quartz-like stone on them

Episodes 1.14 & 1.15: “The Rich Girls Steal and the Pretty Girls Lie”

Today we discuss episodes 1.14 “Careful What U Wish 4”, and 1.15 “If at First You Don’t Succeed, Lie, Lie Again”. We get extremely excited about the arrival of a new character (zero guesses who), compare PLL to like five other teen dramas from around the world, reference Tiktok memes that are years-old now because…

Spencer talking to Hanna (whose back is to the screen) at school. We can only see her from the chest up, and she’s wearing round earrings with her hair in a half-updo.

Episodes 1.12 & 1.13: “It’s Only a Felony If They Find Out”

This is a very special episode because we recorded it in person!! (We sort of apologize that the laughs are louder than usual.) We cover episodes 1.12, “Salt Meets Wound”, and 1.13, “Know Your Frenemies”, where we discuss lasagna box money, Pam being horrible, where Toby’s sweater came from, how many times Ian dies, and…

Emily and Maya standing in Emily’s bedroom, looking nervous. The focus is on Emily, who is wearing the same butterfly shirt.

Episodes 1.10 & 1.11: “I’m Sixteen, and I’m Tired”

In today’s pod, we cover PLL episodes 1.10 “Keep Your Friends Close” and 1.11 “Moments Later”! We discuss how much we love Camp Mona, Ashley’s unauthorized loan, Ali as a candy striper, why the patriarchy is okay with women playing field hockey, and the worst poem we’ve read in our entire lives. Chickpea Recipe Sports…

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